Currently crushing hard on East Coast shredder Maria Kuzmovich.

Guys, it’s not a big deal but I turned 29 last week. So I’ve been looking at older girls and basically I love Kelly Ripa.

I don’t care if she is 9 years older than me, Elizabeth Banks is my perfect girl.

I saw this girl on an episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” and now I want to marry her. If anyone knows Jennifer Birmingham, please send her my facebook page.

Thank You

Forever Crushin’ on Drew Barrymore in Wayne’s World 2

Soooo this is what my life has come to. I was babysitting earlier, watching an episode of iCarly (which has nothing to do with babysitting actually. I genuinely enjoy that show). A character (Sasha Striker) I’ve never seen before showed up, and I pretty much fell in love. I made a note on my phone to look up who she is in real life, and that’s what I just did. Turns out her name is Lorena York, and she’s 30 years old, so I’m not feeling like a creep to be swooning over a children’s television character. So I got that going for me.

I think I need a new hobby.