“Dear Scene, I Wish I Was Deaf” -Nightmare of You (2006)

start a band, throw a brick/you lazy hipsters make me sick/don’t clap your hands, don’t start to dance/don’t let them know that you’re a fan

Fu*k Coachella. This is the fest I need to go to.

Even the dumpsters in Greenpoint think they are cooler than me.

Henry Rollins (whom I absolutely love) takes on some East Village hipsters (whom I absolutely loathe). Amazing. Magic begins right around 1:24.

“over tattooed trust fund kids”

I have to admit that I smiled a little when I heard that the woman pictured on Vampire Weekend’s album, Contra, is suing them for 2 million dollars. Kirsten Kennis claims she never gave the band permission to use her photo, which was taken in the early 80’s (source). I don’t know what it is about Vampire Weekend, but for some reason I want to see them fail. I don’t know if they are just too hip for me, or if I hate most of their fans. Their music is definitely catchy. I hope Kirsten Kennis gets her 2 mil though.

I saw this interesting graphic all over the internet today, and I don’t know where it originated from, so I won’t link it. But it’s pretty spot on, if you ask me.

Luckily for me, I’ve been wearing the same exact hat for nearly 5 years now.

Hat pictured here at Brewtopia NYC 2006 (ignore the long hair and stupid goatee)

And hat shown here at a birthday party earlier this year. (ignore my friend Adam)

I’ve worn this hat basically every day. It’s currently in the process of fraying, which is not good for a hat like this. I’ve thought about buying a new one, but I don’t think Billabong makes it anymore. I think I might be going to San Diego at the end of August, so I’ll have to check their store there. The point of this story is that I am not a hipster (based on my hat selection).